I think Carson stole this story for his radio show. No seriously, you are no longer the person who met a dog named Jack Bauer. HE did. I personally think you should sue him.
Brilliant. Wish I would have heard it, listened to Glee on the way in this morning (shocker I know).
Lawsuit pending. Just kidding, as long as I don't meet a terrier named the Notorious B.I.G. or a cat named Veruca Salt (those are mine!) all is good.