How did that happen? It's August?!?!? Um, ok. Rent is due today. And I don't want to pay it. I can think of about 5,396 better things I can do with my $x,xxx.xx that I have to pay my landlord. He'll understand that, right?
Whenever I write a rent check out, I secretly sing this song in my head. But it's not so much a secret anymore. I just told you. Now I suggest you do the same thing. Go write your rent check out and throw back to the mid 90s!