Ok, that's a dramatic title, I know. I am feeling rather ill, and I think I am being punished for last weekend in Vegas. Since I'm not feeling so hot, I wasn't in the mood to go out to eat last night. So...a friend and I got take out. Craved burgers, so decided on Umami Burger. Their truffle burger is beyond out of this world. Called the order in for 2 truffle burgers, medium well and 2 orders of sweet potato fries. Repeated the order just to make sure. Hopped in the car (they don't deliver) and went to pick it up. Paid them $30 for burgers and fries and went home. Super excited to dig into said truffle burger. Right? Wrong.
Got home, and first noticed that the fries were regular fries. Whatever. I could get over that, although it was a bummer. Unwrapped the burger, took a bite and thought, wow...my throat must really be bad because I can barely taste the truffle! And then I looked at the burger and noticed it was medium rare bordering on rare. AND IT WASN'T A TRUFFLE BURGER. It was a SoCal burger. Kill. Probably didn't need to be eating that anyways. Big time sad face.