Friday, December 31, 2010

Spotted: One UW Football Player

Busted at the Apple store in Century City. It wasn't past curfew but I thought they were under lock and key. Maybe they let the players have a recess like in grade school. Dude had a babyface and MUST have been the second string punter because he was quite petite. And football players are not petite by any means.

On Wisconsin! PS- their custom Adidas kicks for the Rose Bowl are SICK. Our colors aren't red and white for nothing. Just sayin! Couldn't get those up close without being a total creepster.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Tiny. Out.

I know I posted about our little friend Tiny already, but he went back to the North Pole when Santa came on Christmas eve night when the kiddos were sleeping. And this was his final position and it solidified my opinion that even though he is a sweet elf, he sometimes looks like Captain Creepster.

Until next year, little man. I appreciate how excited little Mr. M and Ms. E get when they see you. And that makes this auntie very happy.

Monday, December 20, 2010

B*tch has Balls.

Spotted: A VERY Midwestern-looking woman wearing a god awful Vikings poncho getting onto a plane in Minneapolis GOING TO GREEN BAY.

And the poncho wasn't god awful because it was Vikings. It just was god awful. But, I must say, she sure has balls to do that!

Sunday, December 19, 2010

I Don't Believe You.


I would consider a cashmere scarf a luxury accessory. Wouldn't you? This sign leads me to believe that I can get a cashmere scarf for $10. I'm calling you out, shop on Hollywood Blvd. It's just not possible. It's not nice to take advantage of the tourists! You're just as bad as those evil Kay Jewelers advertisements.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Travel Travel Bo Bavel.

Let's just put it out there and say that I know I need a new phone/camera enabled phone if I am going to continue to take photos of unsuspecting people. There, that's out in the universe and moving on. I was at the Delta terminal at LAX this morning and I had a massive champagne headache. Doesn't make for a fun day of travel. I walked up to my gate and noticed that I felt like I was getting off of a plane in Hawaii. How strange. Then I looked over and saw this guy.

Playing a ukulele for all to hear. Could have been endearing but it was a little annoying. See: last night's holiday party.

THEN. I walked onto the plane and a dude in first class had a CIGAR (unlit, but still) hanging out of his pie hole. Um, ok? This snap was very blurry as I took it while I was walking back to where the cattle sit. You can KIND OF see the cigar. Did he think he was going to be able to light up en route? News flash, buddy, you haven't been able to smoke on planes since 'Nam.

Bonus? Delta has free wifi for the holidays. You know, because I am sure I didn't cover that with my $730 flight and $23 checked bag fee. Sarcasm aside, it was an unexpected treat. Ho ho ho!

Friday, December 17, 2010

Football Friday.


Boom. Only seems fitting since I'll be in the Geebz for the Sunday night game against the Pats. Go Pack!

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Ms. Portman if You're Nasty.

Beginning to love this one more and more each day, each interview I read and each movie I see. The following quote may have just sealed the deal.

Natalie on the possibility of ever appearing on Dancing with the Stars, "No, I'm going to see how this whole acting thing works out." Love her.

PS- Black Swan was an incredible movie, but it was highly disturbing. Consider yourself warned!

Sunday, December 12, 2010

My Body is SO Confused.

I am not complaining. Ok, I am a little. It's just that it's December. And in 6 days I will be sending my body into shock by stepping off the plane into the Frozen Tundra (yes that gets capitalized, it's a proper name for where I am from). My car at 3 PM this afternoon told me it was this hot outside:

...on December 12th. And I am not ok with it. Hard to feel jolly and in the holiday spirit when Mother Nature decides to give Hollywood a hot flash. Meanwhile the Metrodome is collapsing from snow. Couldn't the engineers/architects have figured out that was going to happen? Come on, it's Minneapolis! It SNOWS there!

Friday, December 10, 2010

Couldn't Have Said It Better Myself.

Saying I dislike the Black Eyed Peas is a mild understatement. In fact after finding out they would be playing the SuperBowl halftime show, I decided that if my beloved Pack Attack don't get to the Bowl this year, well, it'll be a year where there is actually a decent halftime show. What happened to Springsteen? Timberlake, Aerosmith and Spears? Then I came across an article that basically says that the Black Eyed Peas have already ruined the SuperBowl. Please read the article.

My friend Greg also hates the BEPs as much as I do. I asked him to submit a guest quote and this is what he came up with: "You know who has more talent and songwriting skill than the Black Eyed Peas? The producers who piece together the tracks for those songs of dogs barking out Jingle bells. The dogs are probably more talented as well, at least they are housebroken unlike Fergie." And on that note, I will leave you with this.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Eff.

It was a show day today, so I dressed up. At 8 AM, Kasey was admiring my new shoes (read: I was forcing her to ooh and aah) when she noticed that I had a big ass run in my tights.

Who lets me out of the house looking like this? More importantly, WHY do I insist on getting dressed in the dark? Why do I refuse to use my adorable Crate and Barrel mirror that I HAD to have?


PS- the reason I bought new shoes? Kris at work told me my last pair of black patent leather heels looked like "principal shoes". His response to this new pair? "Stripper shoes". This girl can't win. NOT that he knows anything about women's fashion-smashion.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Creepy, Yet Endearing. The Sweetest Ever, Actually.

Have you met "Elf on the Shelf" yet? My niece and nephew have Tiny the Elf visit them starting at Thanksgiving and he stays through Christmas. Please see the real life Tiny:

He looks like he is up to no good at all times with his shifty eyes. Tiny walks about the house when the kids are sleeping and settles into a new position before Mason and Emme wake up each morning. And Mason LOVES it. He actually wakes up early just to see where Tiny is chilling. And every night, Tiny reports to Santa whether the kids have been good or bad. Brilliant. And so fun. If the kiddos in your life don't have a "Tiny" in their life, make it happen. It's super dee duper worth it!