Tuesday, March 29, 2011

3 New Things.

Feathers are ev-er-y-where right now. One of my ladies Katy wore them when she married her great love last May. They're in hair extensions right now. They're in the ears of the fashionable. And they are also in my ears thanks to one RilesB in my life (note: not calling myself fashionable, just saying that along WITH the fashionable, I too am donning these plumage-inspired earrings). nomakeuponinthisphotodon'tcare

Love. Hair must be completely up when I have something this busy going on in the ears! Pile that stuff on top of this head!

Also rocking this on my nails. My girl Siri threw a bottle my way for my bday (no, she didn't really throw it) and introduced me to this cuh-lah! Stylish and smart girl she is! I took a photo of my hand but the way my thumb looks was giving me the heeby-jeebies so you'll just have to deal with a jpeg of the bottle.

Looks much greener in person. Sew Psyched!

And last but not least, Beth had a baby on Friday! Paxton is the sweetest thing in the whole world and has dimples that are to DIE for. Love that little man already and so excited for the new family!

Must. Have. These.

I love Diet Coke. And I love limited edition things.

The above Venn Diagram clearly illustrates why I am mathematically required to love these:

And I do love them. I must find these when they are released in June. MUST.

And Unkle Karl has his OWN DIET COKE BUTLER? How do I get one of those? Chanel's current mastermind is a Diet Coke head. I wouldn't have imagined it any other way.

Monday, March 28, 2011

Cobra on the Loose? NO PROBLEM!

Note to the Bronx: You have one of these guys loose?

All you have to do is call our trusty friend the Nasty Ass Honey Badger. He'll take care of your little cobra problem.

And the Nasty Ass Honey Badger will easily find him because the Bronx Cobra Snake has joined twitter ya'll.

Brilliant narration by Randall. If you haven't seen the above video yet, you must watch. This video shows exactly why UW's mascot is so fierce!

Side note- in case you didn't know, nothing good comes from the Bronx or Queens. Fact.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Man Repeller.

My friend Katy turned me onto a hysterical blog called Man Repeller. Check out this post about what repels women. Couldn't agree more (for the most part).

I purchased an H&M gem yesterday that would in my honest opinion fall into the Man Repeller category.

When chicas wear schtuff like this, it's not for the men, it's for the ladies. Obvi. Not sure if I am going to rock it or not. I panicked because it was the ONLY one they had in the store so I bought it. The material is ABSOLUTELY offensive; thin and shows every imperfection. So if I do, it'll be spanx city. I can hear you now, "But it looks so good on Giselle in the ad!". Duh. She could wear a trash bag and it would look good on her. Stay tuned.

I'm in a Neon State of Mind.

I know I am a teensy tinesy bit late to the game with this trend, but it's making me super dee duper excited for summer. If I were one to wear shorts, I would buy these in a heartbeat.

Obsesstickled right now with Neon ev-er-y-thing. I am trying to hunt this bad boy down...

but can't seem to find one! Sold out at Revolve, no bueno.

May have to settle for some of these:

Or these:

That last photo doesn't do the neon justice. In real life, those are shockingly pink. And I like it. Now, just need a nice little tan (via L'Oreal Sublime Bronze Tan Towel) before I even dare put any of those on.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Ombre! Ombre Ombre Ombre!

Mr. Leger...I realize you are SOOOO 2009. But I can't help myself. I'll be thanking you when I rock one of your dresses in Vegas this weekend.

I'm having to dictate my manicure around this dress, which is proving to be a little tricky, but I think I found one that doesn't make me mad.

May the weather gods be with us. Can't wait to see you T, K, M and L!

Friday, March 11, 2011

One Day...

...if/when I am no longer a resident of California, I would imagine I would really like to have this in my life. Wish I had somewhere to put it now! I need more rooms in my apartment!

So I can smile when I see all of those oh-so-familiar street names, one of which I am presently a resident.

Oh Hollywood, how I love you!

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Day Ruiner.

Dear A-hole who tried to steal my car last night,

You are a complete dill weed. Why on earth you would want a 2001 Corolla is beyond me. Kelly Blue Book would agree. And you must have been a TOTAL AMATEUR because in trying to get into my car to steal it, you COMPLETELY jacked up my locks. And the driver's side door. Not cool. Now I have to unlock and lock my car from the passenger side (and that is even stripped).

I'll say it again, you're a DILL WEED. Thank you for ruining my Thursday. I hope you prematurely lose your hair. You know, because I assume you are a man.


Here's to hoping that Friday is MUCH better.
Sad Ingy

Denim on Denim.

Spotted at the Bloomindales at the Beverly Center last October.

If denim on denim is a Canadian Tuxedo, then what is denim on denim ON DENIM? Hmmm? Denim Shirt, Denim HARD ROCK Jacket and Jeans. Homegirl got SERIOUS about it.

*I know, I need a new phone with a decent camera.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

War Paint.

Slightly obsessed with Chanel's Particuliere nail polish. It's currently on my paws.

It's spendy, spendy two by four, yes, this is true. BUT IT DOESN'T CHIP. And it's Ingrid proof, which means I can actually paint my own mitts with it. That's saying a lot. It was a birthday gift last year from my dear friend Stacey (along with my favorite gloss- Glossimer in Imaginaire). Rest assured that when you buy Chanel ANYTHING for someone as a gift that it'll be a home run. I'm talking to you, future husband. Wouldn't I look LOVER-LY with a 2.55 draped on my arm? Thought so.

Digging Dresses.

I don't think I will ever stop swooning over dresses. I can ALWAYS use an excuse to buy a new one, no complaining here. I just luuuurrrrrrve the shape of Shoshanna's dresses. And this one in particular has me in an absolute tizzy right now:

And of course, with my impending trip to VEGAS next weekend, why not throw this little number on the list. I thought I loved it at first sight...

...but it gets better. View from the back:

Rent The Runway, PLEASE get with it and add these dresses!

Jeopardy Teen Tournament.

NERD ALERT! I DVR Jeopardy. Make fun of me, I dare you.

Very few things make me feel really intelligent in this world. I'm not dumb, that much I know. But I certainly didn't score a perfect 36 on my ACTs. Hey, I took them the morning of PROM! I was distracted! The Jeopardy Teen Tournament just happens to be one of those things that makes me feel SMART. S-M-R-T! Happens every time the tournament is on the tube. I get cocky, even. Gasp! Take that, Mr. Collins for thinking I wasn't paying attention in 9th grade Physical Science. I may have been daydreaming about some boy, but I got DOWN when it came to math and science. And it's incredible what I can pull out of the vault when needed-at least when Jeopardy is involved.

And then we return to regular jeopardy and my ego gets a SERIOUS reality check.

Mr. Trebek, sir, please urge your production team to add another cycle of the Teen Tournament. Thankyouverymuch.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

One of These Things is Not Like The Other...

It's March. Summer is coming. Which means I need some bathing suits and some SERIOUS wedge action in my life. Wouldn't it be grand if all of my wedges could read Choo, Louboutin, Weitzman on the inside? Well, they could, but I would have to turn tricks to make that happen and I am not really in the mood to start hooking. So. Next best option. See below.
Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

I lied. They are the same! The price, however, is not.

And a great big premature YOU'RE WELCOME for saving you $295. (Actually, thank Dana). But you can buy ME a fabulous birthday gift with all that money I just saved you. Not into knock off bags, not one bit. But I can get down with some "imitation-is-the-sincerest-form-of-flattery" shoes!