Tuesday, May 24, 2011

I'm on a Boat.

Ok, no. I am not really on a boat. I am sitting in a cubicle. But in my mind I am on a boat. On Lake Michigan. In July. And I am wearing this:

And I will have actually applied sunscreen on my entire face instead of just most of my face forgetting the top of my nose like I somehow ALWAYS forget.

The search for a great one piece suit has ended. Hallelujah.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Quote of the Day

"Why are we the only smart people in the world?" -Tonya 5/22/11, 7:58 PM PST

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Transformers (for Women)!

When I was in kindergarten, I wanted a transformer for Christmas from Santa. I was mesmerized by how it started out as a car for example and then quickly could change into a robot. What can I say, I was sometimes a tomboy. Clearly. I mean, I held onto a hammer for dear life instead of a doll. So it makes sense that I'd be totally down with what I am about to share with you. So, what is better than this Thread Clara wedding dress on shopbop.com I ask you?
I'll tell you what. What's better than the above dress is the fact that it transforms into the dress below. Pure brilliance. And a perfect ceremony-to-reception look.
Swoonballs. Perfection. Not to mention brilliance.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Like a Donut Hole?

Remember when we were little? Thought so. Little girls don't wear bikinis. And in my opinion, they shouldn't. I wasn't allowed to get one til I was a sophomore (and I was the one with whom John and Sal were most lenient). I actually had no business wearing one even if I wanted to, those were some SERIOUSLY awkward years. And I kind of agree that little kids shouldn't wear bikinis. Stepping off of my soapbox now...

That didn't mean that I didn't have a cheat/peekaboo suit. Remember those? With the hole in the belly and back cut out so it was kind of like an attached bikini? I think the one below is from 1988. For reals. And it was the only one I could find. I challenge you to find a better one.
Well, our friends at Revolve Clothing have a current one for sale. It's updated but boy does it bring me back.
The current version could have had me fooled that it wasn't from 1988 as well. That bottom print screams Saved by the Bell theme song backdrop, doesn't it? For the record, mine was white and it said "Coke is It" in primary colors. Of course it did. My mom was the one who bought it so why wouldn't it say Coke?