Oh wait. That isn't 100% accurate. On April 14th (this girl's birthday) we had quite the rainstorm here and our apartment flooded. FLOODED. Like you would step on the carpet in our bedrooms and water would shoot back up at you. Not cool. And flood is now considered an "F" word to me.
It's been a nightmare. I haven't been able to sleep in my bed since then. It's been a lot of getting out of dodge, couch sleeping, staying at friends' places as well as going out and seeking out a rando to go home with just to have a place to lay my head. Kidding. Or am I?
I am opening a bottle of Veuve when this is all said and done and I have a home again.